I don't discriminate

It's not just girl toys I like to chew. I like a good chunky Rescue Hero every now and then. They have legs I can really sink my teeth into. I'll just descreetly cart this guy over to the corner so I won't be spotted right away.

I love me some toddler toys!

I really enjoy a good chew on my girl's toys. I know when she sees me she will let out a shriek and start trying to flog me while yelling "NO DANNY!" This is very entertaining.

My life as a Poodle

There is really no limit to what I will chew on. I'm not very politically correct so babies are on my daily menu of chew toys.