This kid...

Me and my girl

What?

I've been out digging in the mud!

I was so Embarrased

So there I was. I sat down with my mom's pink visor for a good chewing. She starts taking my picture, I guess to try to use against me later. And then the next thing you know this darn visor is on my head like a baby bonnet. I swear, if these photos ever get out...well let's just hope the Golden Retriever next door never sees them...

oh the humiliation. Thankfully she was there to take it right off my head, and now she puts visors higher up so I can't take them off the hooks.

I Love Stuffed Animals

The truth is, I simply cannot get enough. I love stuffed animals more than anything (well maybe except my humans). I get giddy every time I get a new animal. This guy makes a real duck sound "quack" when I squeeze him. I love him so much that when I chewed my bone I had to have my duck close by. Sort of like displaying my "fresh kill".

The Poodle Parade

I was so happy to see my cousin Sammy that I peed my pants - literally!! He came to visit me with my grandmother's dog William. The 3 of us Poodles frolicked day and night. Here are two pictures of my best friend Sam, one is in March of '07 with my boy Myles and the other is July '07 on the same spot, same couch. Sammy has really grown up!

Books

I like to engage in some light reading on my afternoons of leisure. This book is vintage, good pictures. I was particularly enthralled with the cat page.

Maybe I'll get me a hamster one of these days...

Bye Bye Coach

My mother said "Daniel WHY, of all the shoes in my closet WHY did you have to eat the Coach shoes?

I got new furniture!

I was so pleased my mom came home with a giant box, and in it was this glorious patio furniture. Now I can spend my outdoor time in real comfort and luxury!

OH...wait...you mean I'm not supposed to lay on the couch?? Surely you don't intend to boot me off!!!??

Lil' ole me??

I'm so happy to have a nice new haircut. I went to stay with my grandmother in Ukiah while my family went camping. I'm rather naughty and would misbehave at the lake and possible get into dangerous things like lakes and campfires. At Omi's I was covered in mud and stickers. Being a suburban dog, I wasn't used to all that foliage and I got all nasty and matted. My mommy was so happy I was nicely groomed for the ride home.

I got to sleep in my basket all the way home.

I don't discriminate

It's not just girl toys I like to chew. I like a good chunky Rescue Hero every now and then. They have legs I can really sink my teeth into. I'll just descreetly cart this guy over to the corner so I won't be spotted right away.

I love me some toddler toys!

I really enjoy a good chew on my girl's toys. I know when she sees me she will let out a shriek and start trying to flog me while yelling "NO DANNY!" This is very entertaining.

My life as a Poodle

There is really no limit to what I will chew on. I'm not very politically correct so babies are on my daily menu of chew toys.